Senator Specter:
I heard that President Obama will now focus his attention on something that will have an immediate, dramatic impact on our country's finances and budget so please help me understand if my thought process is correct or if I am missing something here . . .
IF YOU CROSS THE NORTH KOREAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET 12 YEARS HARD LABOR.
IF YOU CROSS THE IRANIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU ARE DETAINED INDEFINITELY.
IF YOU CROSS THE AFGHAN BORDER ILLEGALLY, YOU GET SHOT.
IF YOU CROSS THE SAUDI ARABIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE JAILED.
IF YOU CROSS THE CHINESE BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU MAY NEVER BE HEARD FROM AGAIN.
IF YOU CROSS THE VENEZUELAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE BRANDED A SPY AND YOUR FATE WILL BE SEALED.
IF YOU CROSS THE CUBAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE THROWN INTO POLITICAL PRISON TO ROT.
IF YOU CROSS THE THAI BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU ARE IMMEDIATELY DEPORTED AFTER A SPELL IN THE MONKEY HOUSE.
IF YOU CROSS THE UNITED STATES BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET:
- A JOB
- A DRIVERS LICENSE
- SOCIAL INSURANCE CARD
- MONEY FROM SOCIAL SECURITY
- FOOD STAMPS
- CREDIT CARDS
- SUBSIDIZED RENT OR A LOAN TO BUY A HOUSE
- FREE EDUCATION
- FREE HEALTH CARE
Steve Knepp
Pottstown PA
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